Hyperion-X

Monday, January 09, 2006

WELCOME TO

Turn back now. If you don't, I don't want to hear any bitching from you pug-fugly mofos.

Hyperion X was originally started to feature adult conversation; not pornographic, just discussions that people actually care about, but the general Hyperion Chronicles audience wouldn't be interested in.

Matters devolved until Hyperion X was mostly about movie reviews, but there were a few that retained the original spirit.

And then some busybody went and ruined it for everyone. Longtime readers might remember that the column suddenly shut down. I haven't spoken of it, but I was plenty pissed.

Well, I have the last laugh. Nobody who's gotten this far can claim they have no idea what they're getting into. Over on the right I have listed the relevant old columns. Most of it is still applicable to your life. I'll give folks a few days to look them over and then we'll get started on the new material.

Enjoy. Your mind is about to be blown. (And as ugly as you are, that's probably the only thing.)

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