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Friday, February 03, 2006

Let Your Freak Flag Fly

A friend sent this to me. I make no claims as to the veracity of the test, or how in the hell they figured out the scoring, but it might make a good time at your Super Bowl Party. And if anyone cares, I got a 58.

HOW BIG A FREAK ARE YOU?

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
(A)A LIGHT COLOR
(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS
(C)A DARK COLOR

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
(A)SEDUCE THEM
(B)JUST CHILL
(C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
(A)RAINY
(B)THUNDERSTORM
(C)SUNNY
(D)CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
(A)STRAWBERRYS
(B)CHERRYS
(C)GRAPES
(D)PEACHES
(E)KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
(A)NIGHT
(B)DAY

6 .WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
(A)FALL
(B)SUMMER
(C)SPRING
(D)WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
(A)ASTRO VAN
(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING
(C)PARK
(D)ON A AIR PLANE
(E)ON THE STAIRS
(F)BACK ROW OF MOVIE THEATRE
(G)PARENTS ROOM
(H)ALL OF THE ABOVE

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
(A)LOCAL BELL - TYPE SYSTEM
(B)SPRINT/CINGULAR
(C)VERIZON
(D)T-MOBILE/NEXTEL
(E)PAY PHONE
(F)CRICKET
(G)SUNCOM
(H) OTHER

11.PICK AN ANIMAL
(A)LION
(B)LIZARD
(C)SNAKE
(D)MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING
(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP
(B)HONEY
(C)WHIP CREAM
(D)NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?
1. UP
2.DOWN
3.SIDEWAYS
4.ALL THE ABOVE

NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU
JUST WANNA SMACK=========
***ANSWERS AND POINTS****
1
.A.LIGHT COLOR (4)
B.CHANGE COLORS (5)
C.DARK (4)

2.
A.SEDUCE THEM (5)
B.JUST CHILL (2)
C.CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE (3)

3.
A.RAIN (3)
B.THUNDERSTORM (5)
C.SUNNY (3)
D.CLOUDY (2)

4.
A.STRAWBERRYS (5)
B.CHERRYS(4)
C.GRAPES (3)
D.PEACHES (4)
E.KIWI (5)

5.NIGHT OR DAY?
DAY (3)
NIGHT (5)

6.
A.FALL (3)
B.SUMMMER (4)
C.SPRING (3)
D.WINTER (4)

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?
HEADBORD (5)
NO HEADBORED (2)

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
LEO-5
VIRGO-5
SCORPIO-5
LIBRA-3
GEMINI-4
ARIES-4
CAPRICORN-3
CANCER-4
PISCES-5
AQUARIUS-4
TAURUS-5
SAGITARIUS-4

9.
(A)ASTRO VAN - 3
(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING-3
(C)PARK-3
(D)ON A AIR PLANE -4
(E)ON THE STAIRS -4
(F)BACK ROW OF MOVIE THEATRE -4
(G)PARENTS ROOM -4
(H)ALL OF THE ABOVE -5

10. YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
(A)LOCAL BELL - TYPE SYSTEM - 5
(B)SPRINT/CINGULAR -5
(C)VERIZON -4
(D)T-MOBILE/NEXTEL -4
(E)PAY PHONE -3 lmao
(F)CRICKET - 2
(G)SUNCOM-3
(H) OTHER-3

11.
A.LION (5)
B.LIZARD (3)
C.SNAKE (4)
D.MONKEY (3)

12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)
B. HONEY (2)
C. WHIP CREAM (5)
D. NUTS (3)

13.
1.UP(2)
2.DOWN(3)
3.SIDEWAYS(5)
4. ALL OF THE ABOVE (5)

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)
SCORES!!!!!

LESS THAN 35 = MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN...
FROM ME.

50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME NOW!!!!

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